Elsa now most popular baby name of 2014. No, really!

Elsa now most popular baby name of 2014. No, really!
Ryan Broderick — BuzzFeed

Forgive me for linking to a BuzzFeed article, but this is just… I mean it… words fail me.

According to the UK-based BabyCenter.com, after combing through a database of 555,000 baby names, Elsa has become one of the hottest new baby names for 2014.

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BabyCenter has noticed jumps in the popularity of other Frozen-inspired names. Even Olaf…

I’m going to curl up in a ball and die now. I mean, I liked Frozen too, but really? REALLY?!? I like The Matrix, like, A LOT. But I’m not about to name my son Neo, or Morpheous, or Mouse; nor will I name my daughter Trinity or Switch. This is just such a bad idea people. Just stop it!