Marky Mark Will Star in ‘Transformers 5’ (in other breaking news, the sky is blue)

Marky Mark Will Star in ‘Transformers 5’ (in other breaking news, the sky is blue)
Edward Davis — The Playlist

Already committed to a new trilogy from the outset, as per the standard contract of all Hollywood tentpoles, actor Mark Wahlberg confirmed he will fulfill his obligation to star in “Transformers 5” by starring in “Transformers 5.” “Yeah, I committed to doing a couple more… you know I can’t speak for Mr. Bay, but something tells me we’ll be on the set soon,” he told MTV today.

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