‘Bullet to the Head’ is a Feature-Lenth’ Beer Commercial

‘Bullet to the Head’ is a Feature-Lenth’ Beer Commercial
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Unfortunately the bulk of the picture is cut together like a beer commercial on poorly lit cheap video without much panache. Unless primary colors with a gauzy halo is panache. Can’t be sure. Nor can you be sure if Sly is wearing tons of lipstick in some shots. (It’s really, really bad video.)

There’s a place for “Bullet to the Head” and that’s on Superstation at 3 AM when you stumble home from the bar and have enough sense not to start drunk dialing. In 1993.

So, not great then? Just guessing, it’s hard to tell from the tone of this piece…