Sharpen your Claws! - What to see This Weekend!

Sharpen your Claws! - What to see This Weekend!

Sharpen up your claws and prepare to be saved by mutants and stuff, because The Wolverine is coming to the big screen this weekend, and as usual, he’s probalby angry, or depressed and the like.

New This Weekend

The Wolverine — PG-13

The first Wolverine film was slightly lackluster, although I enjoyed it more than most. But I’m hoping for much greater things from this film. And it’s getting some pretty good reviews. I’ll be seeing this film this weekend and I’m looking forward to it!

Lured to a Japan he hasn’t seen since World War II, century-old mutant Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) finds himself in a shadowy realm of yakuza and samurai. Wolverine is pushed to his physical and emotional brink when he is forced to go on the run with a powerful industrialist’s daughter (Tao Okamoto) and is confronted—for the first time—with the prospect of death. As he struggles to rediscover the hero within himself, he must grapple with powerful foes and the ghosts of his own haunted past.

2 hr 6 min
PG-13 | Language, Intense Sci-Fi Action, Some Sexuality and Violence
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Will Yun Lee, Hiroyuki Sanada, Hal Yamanouchi, Tao Okamoto
Director: James Mangold
Genres: Action/Adventure

See or not: See

The Wolverine - Full Trailers »
Japanese Trailer for ‘The Wolverine’ »
‘The Wolverine’ Official CinemaCon Trailer »
‘The Wolverine’ Trailer 2 »
‘The Wolverine’ International Trailer »
‘The Wolverine’ Featurette »
‘The Wolverine’ Train Fight Sequence (Video) »
‘Wolverine’ Interrupts a Funeral »
‘The Wolverine’ New Clip and Short Featurette »
Peter Sciretta and Germain Lussier Liked ‘The Wolverine’ »

Still In Theaters

Despicable Me 2 — PG

A little better than I thought, and certainly a lot better than the first installment in the Despicable Me franchise. Yeah, it’s a little bit slapstick and times, and the humor is not always of the highest form, but it is pretty fun. We talked about it on The MovieByte Podcast episode 51, you’ll want to check that out. I rated it 3 of 5 stars. It’s sort of worth seeing.

Now that Gru (Steve Carell) has forsaken a life of crime to raise Margo, Agnes and Edith, he’s trying to figure out how to provide for his new family. As he struggles with his responsibilities as a father, the Anti-Villain League – an organization dedicated to fighting evil – comes calling. The AVL sends Gru on a mission to capture the perpetrator of a spectacular heist, for who would be better than the world’s greatest ex-villain to capture the individual who seeks to usurp his power.

1 hr 38 min
PG | Rude humor and mild action
Cast: Steve Carell, Kristen Wiig, Benjamin Bratt, Miranda Cosgrove, Russell Brand, Ken Jeong, Steve Coogan
Director: Chris Renaud, Pierre Coffin
Genres: Animated, Comedy, Family

See or not: Meh.

The MovieByte Podcast #51: Hi-Ho, Silver »
Apple Trailers Page »

Turbo — PG

To be honest, this film doesn’t look great to me. Dreamworks has always been a bit hit or miss for me, and especially in the the past they’ve tended to be a bit copy cat like with some of their films.

But, I do have it on good authority that this film is better than one might expect so I’ll have to see it and form my own opinion.

Turbo (Ryan Reynolds) is a speed-obsessed snail with an unusual dream: to become the world’s greatest racer. This odd snail gets a chance to leave his slow-paced life behind when a freak accident gives him the power of superspeed. Newly revved-up, Turbo embarks on an extraordinary quest to enter and win the Indianapolis 500. Accompanied by a dedicated pit crew of trash-talking adrenaline junkies, Turbo becomes the ultimate underdog by refusing to let his limitations get in the way of his dreams.

1 hr 36 min
PG | some mild action and thematic elements
Cast: Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti, Michael Peña, Samuel L. Jackson, Luis Guzman, Bill Hader Director: David Soren
Genres: Animated, Family

See or not: Maybe…

‘Turbo’ Theatrical Trailer 2 »
‘Turbo’ Trailer #2 »
Dreamworks ‘Turbo’ Trailer »

RED 2 — PG-13

I enjoyed the first film in this franchise so much that I was greatly looking forward to this second installment. And having now seen it, let me just tell you that it lives up. Don’t listen to the critics needlessly beating it down (critics tend to suck all the joy out of life anyway). This film is fun, with a fun, and funny plot, engaging characters, and a supremely well acted, and surprise villain. Definitely go see this one folks!

Chad and I had the chance to talk about it on The MovieByte Podcast Episode 53, and though he liked it a little less, he generally agrees with me. Be sure to see this film, folks!

In RED 2, the high-octane action-comedy sequel to the worldwide sleeper hit, retired black-ops CIA agent Frank Moses reunites his unlikely team of elite operatives for a global quest to track down a missing portable nuclear device. To succeed, they’ll need to survive an army of relentless assassins, ruthless terrorists and power-crazed government officials, all eager to get their hands on the next-generation weapon. The mission takes Frank and his motley crew to Paris, London and Moscow. Outgunned and outmanned, they have only their cunning wits, their old-school skills, and each other to rely on as they try to save the world—and stay alive in the process.

1 hr 56 min
PG-13 | Pervasive action and violence including frenetic gunplay, and for some language and drug material.
Cast: Bruce Willis, John Malkovich, Mary-Louise Parker, Helen Mirren, Anthony Hopkins, Lee Byung-hun
Director: Dean Parisot
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy

See or not: See!

The MovieByte Podcast #53: No Grasshopper »
‘RED 2’ »
‘RED 2’ - Trailer 2 »
Six Clips from ‘RED 2’ »

Pacific Rim — PG-13

I was a little worried about this film at first. It looked for all the world during the first phase of the promotional campaign like a big stupid action movie — all fluff and no substance. The tide of the campaign slowly began to turn more toward the human drama aspects as the film’s release date drew ever nearer, and finally started getting me a little bit excited for the film.

And now, having seen the film, I can say it is about what I expected. Yes, there is a whole lot of crashing things around, big aliens meet up with big robots and they throw each other around a lot and tear stuff up. And yeah, there’s some cheesy dialog, over the top action, way over the top humor, even some cartoonish elements. And yet, the film did have some substance, it did have some human drama, even if I wanted a little more than what I got. I give it 4 out of 5 stars and we talked about it on The MovieByte Podcast Episode 52. It’s worth seeing as a summer action blockbuster.

When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end. To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju. On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes—a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi)—who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

2 hr 11 min
PG-13 | sequences of intense sci-fi action and violence throughout, and brief language
Cast: Charlie Hunnam, Diego Klattenhoff, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day
Director: Guillermo del Toro
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

See or not: See

The MovieByte Podcast #52: Punching Michael Bay In The Head »
Newest ‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer »
‘Pacific Rim’ Trailer 3 »
Behind the Scenes of ‘Pacific Rim’ »
‘Pacific Rim’ - ‘At the Edge’ TV Spot ’ »
‘Pacific Rim’ Featurette: Robot Sets »

R.I.P.D. — PG-13

I wanted to like this film more than I did. Often it was just a bit off kilter. But even so, again, the critics are over-reacting. It’s not nearly as bad as they’re saying. In fact, it it indeed worth watching just for Jeff Bridges. Mary-Louise Parker is pretty good too. Ryan Reynolds is a bit “meh” but passable. Chad didn’t agree with me at all though we we talked about it on The MovieByte Podcast, so you may want to listen to that to get a well rounded opinion.

Veteran sheriff Roy Pulsifer (Bridges) has spent his career with the legendary police force known as R.I.P.D. tracking monstrous spirits who are cleverly disguised as ordinary people. His mission? To arrest and bring to justice a special brand of criminals trying to escape final judgment by hiding among the unsuspecting on Earth. Once the wise-cracking Roy is assigned former rising-star detective Nick Walker (Reynolds) as his junior officer, the new partners have to turn grudging respect into top-notch teamwork. When they uncover a plot that could end life as we know it, two of R.I.P.D.’s finest must miraculously restore the cosmic balance…or watch the tunnel to the afterlife begin sending angry souls the very wrong way.

1 hr 36 min
PG-13 | Violence, sci-fi/fantasy action, some sensuality, and language including sex references
Cast: Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, Stephanie Szostak
Director: Robert Schwentke
Genres: Action/Adventure, Comedy

See or not: Weak See.

The MovieByte Podcast #53: No Grasshopper »
Apple Trailers Page »

The Heat — R

Having seen the film, I can say, don’t take your kids (duh, it is rated R after all). In many ways this film was fun, in some ways though, this film pegged out my cheese-o-meter. In general I feel like this film is a missed opportunity. If they had toned down just a bit of the over-the-topness, and cut down the foul language just a little, they could have had a really great film here. As it is, I was a little disappointed. I’ll find time to write my full review soon.

Uptight and straight-laced, FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a methodical investigator with a reputation for excellence–and hyper-arrogance. Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy), one of Boston P.D.’s “finest,” is foul-mouthed and has a very short fuse, and uses her gut instinct and street smarts to catch the most elusive criminals. Neither has ever had a partner, or a friend for that matter. When these two wildly incompatible law officers join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord, they become the last thing anyone expected: buddies. From Paul Feig, the director of “Bridesmaids.”

1 hr 57 min
R | Pervasive language, strong crude content and some violence
Cast: Sandra Bullock, Melissa McCarthy, Demián Bichir, Marlon Wayans, Michael Rapaport
Director: Paul Feig
Genres: Comedy

See or not: Worth seeing if you can take the foul language and some over the top cheese.

“The Heat” Official Trailer »
‘The Heat’ Clip: Are You A Narc? »
‘The Heat’ - “Good Cop/Bad Cop” Clip »

World War Z — PG-13

This film is not earth shattering and I have some issues with it, but it was still an enjoyable film and well done in many ways. I would give it 3.5 of 5 stars and it’s certainly a viable contender for your time this weekend. Corey wrote a review of the film and he feels much more strongly in favor of it than I do.

We also ran a review from Chad Hopkins, and Chad joined me on the podcast to talk about the film as well.

A U.N. employee is racing against time and fate, as he travels the world trying to stop the outbreak of a deadly Zombie pandemic.

1 hr 55 min
PG-13 | Intense frightening zombie sequences, violence and disturbing images.
Cast: Brad Pitt, Mireille Enos, Daniella Kertesz, James Badge Dale, Ludi Boeken, Matthew Fox
Director: Marc Forster
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Horror

See or not: See

The MovieByte Podcast #50: As A Five Year Old »
‘World War Z’ - Chad’s Review »
World War Z - Review »
‘World War Z’ Clip - Hammer and Nails »
‘World War Z’ Clip - Bad News About the Zombie Apocalypse »
‘World War Z’ “Shows Signs of Life” »
‘World War Z’ TV Spot (and trailer) »

Monsters University — G

Go see this. Duh. This should is a lot of fun, it is Pixar after all, why wouldn’t it be? I’m took my two oldest with me to see it (they are 6 and 4 years old) and they loved it. Pixar films are always delightful, and even their films that I don’t care so much about are way better than most other animated films on their best day.

wrote a review for this film, and we talked about it on Episode 49 of The MovieByte Podcast.

Mike Wazowski and James P. Sullivan are an inseparable pair, but that wasn’t always the case. From the moment these two mismatched monsters met they couldn’t stand each other. “Monsters University” unlocks the door to how Mike and Sulley overcame their differences and became the best of friends.

1 hr 42 min
G | Frightening Scenes
Cast: Billy Crystal, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, Helen Mirren, Peter Sohn, Joel Murray
Director: Dan Scanlon
Genres: Animated, Family

See or not: See

Monsters University - Review »
The MovieByte Podcast #49: Where Is The Incredibles Sequel? »
New Trailer and Clip for ‘Monsters University’ »
‘Monsters University’ Trailer 3 »
‘Monsters University’ Promos »
More ‘Monsters University’ Viral Marketing »
‘Monsters University’ - A Message from the Dean »
‘Monsters University’ Clip »
‘Monsters University’ Full Length Trailer »
‘Monsters University’ Featurette »
‘Monsters University’ Ad »

The Lone Ranger — PG-13

This film is certainly a dismal failure at the box office, but ultimately I enjoyed it more than Despicable Me 2, and I certainly don’t have the same issues with it that most critics seem to have. I rather enjoyed it, even if it did have it’s flaws. I talked about both the good and the bad on The MovieByte Podcast episode 51. Chad shared many of the same opinions with me on the episode.

Native American spirit warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice—taking the audience on a runaway train of epic surprises and humorous friction as the two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption.

2 hr 29 min
PG-13 | Sequences of intense action and violence, and some suggestive material.
Cast: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, Tom Wilkinson, William Fichtner, Barry Pepper, Helena Bonham Carter
Director: Gore Verbinski
Genres: Action/Adventure

See or not: See.

The MovieByte Podcast #51: Hi-Ho, Silver »
Johnny Depp Under Arrest in ‘Lone Ranger’ Clip »
‘The Lone Ranger’ Featurette: ‘Spirit Platform’ »
‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer 4 »
‘The Lone Ranger’ Final Theatrical Trailer »
‘The Lone Ranger’ TV Spot 2 »
‘The Lone Ranger’ Trailer »

White House Down — PG-13

I enjoyed this film quite a lot and it’s highly recommended if summer blockbuster action is your thing. In spite of the copious amounts of summer action there was actual human drama and plot, and a lot of fun. I wrote a review, and Chad and I talked about it on The MovieByte Podcast. I give it 4 of 5 stars.

In Columbia Pictures’ White House Down, Capitol Policeman John Cale (Channing Tatum) has just been denied his dream job with the Secret Service of protecting President James Sawyer (Jamie Foxx). Not wanting to let down his little girl with the news, he takes her on a tour of the White House, when the complex is overtaken by a heavily armed paramilitary group. Now, with the nation’s government falling into chaos and time running out, it’s up to Cale to save the president, his daughter, and the country.

2 hr 17 min
PG-13 | Some language, a brief sexual image, sequences of intense action violence and intense gunfire and explosions
Cast: Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke, Richard Jenkins
Director: Roland Emmerich
Genres: Action/Adventure

See or not: See

White House Down - Review »
The MovieByte Podcast #50: As A Five Year Old »
‘White House Down’ Extended Trailer »
‘White House Down’ Trailer 2 »