LOS ANGELES—Saying that “it’s time,” a visibly weary Harrison Ford pleaded with his agents Thursday to simply stop this and let him die, sources confirmed. “Please, you’ve had your fill. Just let me go quietly into the night,” the 71-year-old Ender’s Game star reportedly said, later imploring his agents not to hand him any more scripts and to just “let [him] go to sleep forever.”

Hahahahah, this is awesome!

If you can get past the fact that this is a hand-held filming of a TV commercial this is sort of interesting if you’re into Agents of SHIELD like I am. Of course these things can often be given to hyperbole, but the spot promises that the Marvel Universe will be changed forever by a seismic shift. And who knows what the Uprising implies. And I don’t even know what that means because it’s not the title of the episode airing tomorrow night. The name of that episode is T.A.H.I.T.I. so I’m slightly confused. But I still can’t wait to see it. As usual, I’m a second class citizen according to them…

As usual, I’m too busy with Church and family for The Oscars. Maybe one year I’ll watch but I’m really just much more interested in finding out whot he winners are after the fact. Kind of strange for a guy who likes movies I know, but I would just rather watch the movies.

But I did enjoy watching Ellen DeGeneres opening bit. Seth McFarlane hosted last year and while he was not universally hated, many think that he was way too low class. The universal opinion is that DeGeneres had much more class, but was not overly stuffy. This can be proved by her opening bit which poked fun an pretty much…