Transformers: Age of Extinction is a relentless assault on the senses that somehow still managed to bore me to tears. It’s a 2 hour and 40 minute film that features giant robots riding enormous robot dinosaurs killing bad giant robots, yet is devoid of any meaningful thrills or excitement. Filled with explosions, flying glass, a laughably incoherent plot, and paper-thin characters who behave completely nonsensically, this movie dares you to try and look away from its mess, then punches you in the throat with its runtime as your body urges you to head for the exit.

But maybe that’s okay.…

Feeling very confident, 20th Century Fox has started showing it early to critics and the first wave of reviews have come in, and they are almost unanimously positive. If Rupert Wyatt’s “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes” showed that the franchise could updated, taken seriously and deliver the blockbuster bang audiences now expect, Reeves seems to have taken it to the next level. It’s still about two weeks before it will land in cinemas, but Fox will be going in with some pretty terrific buzz ahead of the opening. But enough from us, here’s what critics and sites had to say. And believe it or…

It appears that Bryan Singer is ready to put the scandals and allegations behind him. Yesterday he took to Instagram to post a picture of the treatment for the upcoming film X-Men: Apocalypse. It is his first photo on Instagram. Due to the allegations, he bowed out of all press leading up to Days of Future Past, and we haven’t really heard anything from him regarding any productions he’s been involved in. This certainly makes it appears as if he’s “back in the game”.

So what can we glean from this little teaser photo? Well, the word “The Nile” are visible so we can assume Egypt is involved…

Oh man, can this not just be out in theaters now so I can see this instead of the Transformers trash? I mean really, this looks so awesome. And man, Rocket Raccoon! I mean, who doesn’t want to see this. This just looks too good. Marvel, SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

There’s been a lot of conjecture over whether Bryan Singer would continue to direct the next “X-Men” movie, “X-Men: Age of Apocalypse.”  Singer was behind the blockbuster “X-Men: Days of Future Past,” but two very public civil lawsuits were filed against him for different cases of sexual assault in April and May.  Singer had previously revealed he would helm “Apocalypse” last December, but many studios would have tried to figure out a way to have him step back into just a producing role while these legal matters worked themselves out.  Surprisingly, 20th Century Fox appears to have enough…

When MTV asked the blockbuster director about “fanboys” who are critical of the franchise, he was very confident even those who “hate” it will go see the fourth installment, “Age of Extinction,” in theaters.

“They love to hate, and I don’t care; let them hate,” Bay said. “They’re still going to see the movie! I think it’s good to get a little tension. Very good.”

So good, in fact, that “Transformers 4” is expected to be the summer’s first $100 million domestic opener.

I hate myself for going to see this film later tonight. What penance should I do for this evil deed I am about to commit?…

Latino Review is reporting (rather longwindedly) that producer Kathleen Kennedy and director J.J. Abrams are looking for a May 4, 2016 release date, but Disney honcho Bog Iger is still saying no. As you might recall, it was last fall when reports first surfaced that Kennedy and Abrams requested the longstanding traditional May release and were denied then, but we can only imagine that an injury to one of the major stars of the movie is putting more pressure on the director. The site also posits that the hire of Rian Johnson for “Star Wars: Episode VIII” is some kind of proof that Abrams is…

Oscar winner Ben Kingsley will provide the voice of panther Bagheera in Disney’s upcoming film adaptation of Rudyard Kipling’s The Jungle Book. The movie, directed by Jon Favreau (Iron Man), will be a combination of live-action and animation with a script by Justin Marks. Kingsley joins previously announced stars Idris Elba (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom), Scarlett Johansson (Her), and Lupita Nyong’o (12 Years A Slave) as the voices of Shere Khan, Kaa, and Rakcha, respectively, for a scheduled Oct. 9, 2015, release.

This film is shaping up to have a pretty good cast. I’m cautiously…

This new promo for the upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy should finally get you interested in this film since no one was before… wait, what?

No really though, this is a little featurette kind of thing that makes my mouth water all the more. Humor, fun, comic book heroes, what more could we ask for?